Henny Youngman Jokes 6
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.