One Liners 14
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Geez if you believe in honkus.
He's a graduate of The Uncle Fester and Keith Moon School of hair styling.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
Drilling for oil is boring.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Geez if you believe in honkus.
He's a graduate of The Uncle Fester and Keith Moon School of hair styling.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
Drilling for oil is boring.
