Pickup Lines #3
Some of the best lines around!
I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the "Pretty Woman".
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.
Your father must have been a baker, because you have the nicest buns I've ever seen.
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
You look just like Joan Rivers.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
Do you have pneumonia? 'Cause you're giving me the chills.
Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
Class might be cancelled, but that butt of yours doesn't quit.
You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeetin' all over you.
Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?
You're like a snowflake. Beautiful, unique and with one touch from me you'll melt.
I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
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