Why? 5

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage?

Why don't the hairs on your arm get split ends? (thanks to Shane)

Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?

Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? (thanks to Evets)

Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?

Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?

Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why do you have to buy Barbie's friends, if she's so popular?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized?

Why are mattresses on sale every day? Isn't that the normal price?

Why do we still have apes (if people evolved from apes)?

Why is dental floss mint flavored? All I ever taste is blood and chicken. (thanks to Bennett)

Why, if man is descended from apes, do we still have apes?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he still ducks when someone throws the gun at him?

Why do you keep trying to vacuum up that string, and when it doesn't get picked up, you'll pick it up and then put it down to give the vacuum another chance?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? (thanks to Evets)