Bad Resumes 4

Job responsibilities:

Maintained files and reports, did data processing, cashed employees' paychecks.

Responsibilities included checking customers out.

Creator / Writer: ihatemylife.us, Los Angeles, CA

Overlooked all areas to ensure an overwhelming success.

Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.

Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.

While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.


Education:

While I've never quite gotten a degree, I am quite close to several.

Completed 11 years of high school.

College: August 1880-May 1984.

Finished eighth in my high school graduating class of ten.

Suspected to graduate early next year.

No education or experience.


Additional Information:

Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently.

At the age of 12, I began hustling newspapers like many other great Americans. The only difference was that they became great.

Let's meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.

You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.

At the emphatic urging of colleagues, I have consented to apply for your position.

Have had littel luck in finding a new and challenging position.

I am anxious to spread my wings in new directions and soar to new heights.

I am writing to you, as I have written to all Fortune 1000 companies every year for the past three years, to solicit employment.

Shot at the local gun club.

I've left a path of destruction behind me.

If you can't be a people person on a Navy ship, then you will probably get tossed overboard.